man (doing dishes): one day, i'm going to have a dishwasher and it will be amazing. no more hand washing for me
man (imagining having a dishwasher): oh man! oh man! i can't wait!
man (now surrounded by dishes): whoops, just fell behind with the dishes
One of the few things that can reproduce faster than rabbits are dishes.
When I moved into an apartment that had a dishwasher, my life instantly became better. Still gotta clean the pots and pans by hand, but I’m ok with that now!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?