man (doing dishes): one day, i'm going to have a dishwasher and it will be amazing. no more hand washing for me
man (imagining having a dishwasher): oh man! oh man! i can't wait!
man (now surrounded by dishes): whoops, just fell behind with the dishes
One of the few things that can reproduce faster than rabbits are dishes.
When I moved into an apartment that had a dishwasher, my life instantly became better. Still gotta clean the pots and pans by hand, but I’m ok with that now!
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
me (leaping out of bed): AHHHH, HOLY C… https://t.co/DORegpAuhi
I come from 15 minutes of Bird Box experience, so I definitely know what I'm talking about and know that this editi… https://t.co/8GKsrfNJXi
Fan edit idea for Bird Box. For all scenes where there are blindfolds, black out the screen and only have audio.
I put on Bird Box despite my intense dislike for horror films due to my scaredyness. I made it 15 minutes!
Had a f… https://t.co/KdeloM1dFo
Listen to POP/STARS every day until you feel like a STARS.