man (doing dishes): one day, i'm going to have a dishwasher and it will be amazing. no more hand washing for me
man (imagining having a dishwasher): oh man! oh man! i can't wait!
man (now surrounded by dishes): whoops, just fell behind with the dishes
One of the few things that can reproduce faster than rabbits are dishes.
When I moved into an apartment that had a dishwasher, my life instantly became better. Still gotta clean the pots and pans by hand, but I’m ok with that now!
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Was driving a little fast and saw a cop scouting, so I of course quickly pressed down on the gas as if it were the brakes whoops.