man (doing dishes): one day, i'm going to have a dishwasher and it will be amazing. no more hand washing for me
man (imagining having a dishwasher): oh man! oh man! i can't wait!
man (now surrounded by dishes): whoops, just fell behind with the dishes
One of the few things that can reproduce faster than rabbits are dishes.
When I moved into an apartment that had a dishwasher, my life instantly became better. Still gotta clean the pots and pans by hand, but I’m ok with that now!
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Yup, I'm up. I'm gonna play God of War until I go to work. So 5 hours? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmabout 21 hours ago
Slightly worried that I might be waking up for the day right now. It's 3:24 am.about 21 hours ago
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be exhausted by the time I make it to work and I have literally....
*checks work cale… https://t.co/19wNkhdr5R