One of the few things that can reproduce faster than rabbits are dishes.

When I moved into an apartment that had a dishwasher, my life instantly became better.  Still gotta clean the pots and pans by hand, but I’m ok with that now!

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man (doing dishes): one day, i'm going to have a dishwasher and it will be amazing. no more hand washing for me

man (imagining having a dishwasher): oh man! oh man! i can't wait!

man (now surrounded by dishes): whoops, just fell behind with the dishes