guy: check out my band!
yellow: no thanks
guy: you! do you like to music? do you enjoy--
guy (giving flyer to squirrel): and you? would you like to check out my band?
*squirrel starts chewing flyer*
*squirrel runs away and leaves flyer*
guy: that's ok. squirrels aren't really my demographic. yet.
A concert where the crowd is full of squirrels… Now that sounds like an awesome show right there!
If things go to plan, I’ll have a surprise for everyone on Friday and I think you’ll like it!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?