guy: check out my band!
yellow: no thanks
guy: you! do you like to music? do you enjoy--
guy (giving flyer to squirrel): and you? would you like to check out my band?
*squirrel starts chewing flyer*
*squirrel runs away and leaves flyer*
guy: that's ok. squirrels aren't really my demographic. yet.
A concert where the crowd is full of squirrels… Now that sounds like an awesome show right there!
If things go to plan, I’ll have a surprise for everyone on Friday and I think you’ll like it!
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
This was my first cassette. It was blue. I listened to it on a Radio Shack tap… https://t.co/uyE3C6mTWS
I 👏 CAN'T 👏 STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 PILLOWS
I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
me (leaping out of bed): AHHHH, HOLY C… https://t.co/DORegpAuhi