doctor: here you go. take this magic ointment. it should clear that thing up on your arm
doctor: be careful! it's literally magical! using too much can be dangerous!
red: yeah yeah
doctor: sir, i think you may have used too much
doctor: your insides are all rainbows now
red (with rainbows coming out of eyes and mouth): sweet!
doctor: heh, yeah. that is pretty sweet. carry on!
Who needs organs when you have rainbows!
I added a new part to The Programmer story:
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?