There is such a thing as “too comfortable”.  This is why some department stores have horribly uncomfortable waiting couches.  I’ve done the research; I’ve sat on many a waiting couch.

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girlfriend: alright honey, i know what i want to buy. let's head up to the register
green: ok. urng

girlfriend: come on, get up
green: i can't! the department store waiting couch is too comfortable!

girlfriend: just push harder
green: i'm trying! i'm tryyyyying! URRNG! it has me!

other man on couch: hey man, welcome to the couch! it's best to not resist the comfort. i've been here for three amazing months

other man: i use to have a life. a family, a dog, a job... but all i need it couch now

green: honey, please get over here and help me!

green (being pulled up by girlfriend): pull! PULL!

*green gets off the couch*
green: YES! YES!
other man: well done

other man: i will tell others of your amazing story. best of luck out there in that uncomfortable world

other man: also, can you bring me some Auntie Anne's or something? i'm quite hungry
green: sure