blue: i want to pet a dog right now!
green: yes! yes yes!
green (with phone): lemme find one with my doggie locator app!
blue: filter on corgi!
green: found one! only four blocks away! he's that way!
green: the app says he's an extra awesome corgi too!
blue: i've never run this fast before!
green (petting corgi): i really needed this
What a great app!
So, I’m currently sitting on my bed in a hotel room. At my 10 o’clock, there’s my girlfriend doing some last second studying for her Bar exam tomorrow. And at my 9, there’s a three person hot tub with mirrors behind it.
Yup. This place is sweet.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.