red (to self); why was i never told of how long leases were?! i don't know if i can handle it!
leasing agent: once you sign, we can assign you an apartment
red (to self): i don't feel old enough to handle this level of responsibility! just keep a poker face. p-p-p-poker face
red (to self): come on! be an adult about this! this lease is testing your adulthood! and you must pass!
red: let's see what we have here. please give me a moment
leasing agent: sure
red (looking at lease): .... ah
red: what if... oh, i see
red: the lease looks great!
leasing agent: you didn't read a single word, did you?
I read through my last lease though! Definitely can’t say that for my first.
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