orange: it's nice out. i'm gonna do it! i'm gonna go outside!
orange (now outside): hmm. now what? should have googled some outside activities before i came out here
orange: hey! you over there! what is there to do outside?
blue: oh boy! tons of stuff!
blue: you can take a walk! ...to your car. or... shoot, that's all i got
blue: oh! walk FROM your car to a place too! to OR from a car, you can walk!
orange: what is this?!
blue: oh, that's a squirrel
orange: look at that faaaace! why wasn't i told of these?!
blue: yeah, there are tons of these around here at this time of year. they like being given food
orange (feeding squirrel): i'm never going inside again
Everyone go outside and say hi to the squirrels! And if you’re in a place where there aren’t squirrels, go outside with a laptop and watch squirrel videos outside. It’s close enough to being the same thing.
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Never party more than required.
"when it's time to party, we will party hard"
*I jump into a very spikey, deadly, metal abyss*
*party success pending*