orange: it's nice out. i'm gonna do it! i'm gonna go outside!
orange (now outside): hmm. now what? should have googled some outside activities before i came out here
orange: hey! you over there! what is there to do outside?
blue: oh boy! tons of stuff!
blue: you can take a walk! ...to your car. or... shoot, that's all i got
blue: oh! walk FROM your car to a place too! to OR from a car, you can walk!
orange: what is this?!
blue: oh, that's a squirrel
orange: look at that faaaace! why wasn't i told of these?!
blue: yeah, there are tons of these around here at this time of year. they like being given food
orange (feeding squirrel): i'm never going inside again
Everyone go outside and say hi to the squirrels! And if you’re in a place where there aren’t squirrels, go outside with a laptop and watch squirrel videos outside. It’s close enough to being the same thing.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?