red: how much can you bench, bro?
teal: one... eightyish?
red: heh, not bad
teal: but like, 30 times
teal: max out at 280ish i think?
red: good effort, but i can push 320
against gravity. because i'm so strong and
teal: are you talking kilograms or pounds,
'cuz i'm talking about kilograms!
red: oh! i mean yeah! me too, yeah!
red: i do all my lifting on nepture. it
doesn't actually have a solid surface, but i
still found a way to lift over there.
higher gravity, better reps, bigger
teal: neptune?! HA! jupiter is where it's
at! that's where i lift. so much gravity!
SOOO MUCH! urrrrng!
*red and teal stare each other down*
teal: seriously though, like 180 pounds
three times on earth
red: same here
Fight that gravity with every rep. Urrrrrng!
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