green: if this was The Sims, this chair would have a comfort rating of zero
green (throwing chair to ground): forget this chair! i have six hours to study. i have to find a more comfortable study location!
green (in first chair): close, but not good enough
green (another chair): this one is padded, but smells like tears and failure. not good studying smells
green (looking at chair covered in spikes): not even gonna bother
green: what's that over there? is that... yes!
green: an empty couch! perfect! i'm in studying heaven!
green is sleeping on the couch
voice: wake up! wake up!
blue: that couch has claimed the GPAs of many just like you! get up! you can't be next!
green: oh man, thank you so much, fellow student! let me take care of one thing before i find another place to study
*couch has a sign on it now: keep off! this couch is DANGEROUS! (to your grades)*
yellow: ooo! an empty studying couch!
Sit in the chair of spikes only if you really can’t stay awake. I hear that spikes have properties that can help keep people awake!
Also, EQComics is back! Read them all right now, starting with his most recent one! I think you’ll enjoy them =)
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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