green: if this was The Sims, this chair would have a comfort rating of zero
green (throwing chair to ground): forget this chair! i have six hours to study. i have to find a more comfortable study location!
green (in first chair): close, but not good enough
green (another chair): this one is padded, but smells like tears and failure. not good studying smells
green (looking at chair covered in spikes): not even gonna bother
green: what's that over there? is that... yes!
green: an empty couch! perfect! i'm in studying heaven!
green is sleeping on the couch
voice: wake up! wake up!
blue: that couch has claimed the GPAs of many just like you! get up! you can't be next!
green: oh man, thank you so much, fellow student! let me take care of one thing before i find another place to study
*couch has a sign on it now: keep off! this couch is DANGEROUS! (to your grades)*
yellow: ooo! an empty studying couch!
Sit in the chair of spikes only if you really can’t stay awake. I hear that spikes have properties that can help keep people awake!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?