green: if this was The Sims, this chair would have a comfort rating of zero
green (throwing chair to ground): forget this chair! i have six hours to study. i have to find a more comfortable study location!
green (in first chair): close, but not good enough
green (another chair): this one is padded, but smells like tears and failure. not good studying smells
green (looking at chair covered in spikes): not even gonna bother
green: what's that over there? is that... yes!
green: an empty couch! perfect! i'm in studying heaven!
green is sleeping on the couch
voice: wake up! wake up!
blue: that couch has claimed the GPAs of many just like you! get up! you can't be next!
green: oh man, thank you so much, fellow student! let me take care of one thing before i find another place to study
*couch has a sign on it now: keep off! this couch is DANGEROUS! (to your grades)*
yellow: ooo! an empty studying couch!
Sit in the chair of spikes only if you really can’t stay awake. I hear that spikes have properties that can help keep people awake!
Also, EQComics is back! Read them all right now, starting with his most recent one! I think you’ll enjoy them =)
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