three comics about microwaves
orange (holding a slice of pizza): i could save a couple minutes and enjoy a hunger-reducing slice courtesy of the microwave
orange: or toaster oven this leftover pizza and be rewarded with crispy deliciousness. hmm!
orange (eating pizza): tastes like impatience
blue: what's going on in there? are you heating my food?
blue: i can't even see your waves. they are too micro!
blue (with face pressed into microwave): i just gotta look harder...
yellow: why the heck would they combine two functions on a single microwave button?
*kitchen time/time bomb button*
*yellow starts a timer*
yellow: watching this pasta for the next eight minutes just got a lot more intense
I couldn’t pick just one, so you get all three microwave comics!
In other news related to Invisible Bread, I’m still working hard at getting stuff ready for the book. Lots of stuff to do, but I’ll get it done =)
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?