yellow (in messy room): my new girlfriend is on her way over right now!
yellow: if she sees my horribly messy room, she will totally break up with me! think think
yellow: what wacky solution can i come up with to fix this?
yellow (thinking): throw everything out the window. i'm a germaphobe, so i don't want to touch all the dirty stuff. i have a dog and he's the messy one
yellow: i got nothing! nothing! this is so bad!
*tap on the shoulder*
girlfriend: so this is... your room?
yellow: but...i...i have a dog and he's the messy one!
girlfriend: haha! you're funny! don't worry, i'm not going to break up with you because of a dirty room
girlfriend: also, i would have accepted "someone just robbed me and only left my dirty laundry and plates"
yellow: she's a keeper
There were only a couple stink lines, so it was tolerable. Any more though and it may have been the smells that were the deal-breaker.
Also, did you see the new shirt for the preordering?
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The spider has been found and murdered. That was a fun and exciting new part of my bedtime routine. Goodnight, all.
There's a spider in my bed somewhere soooooo yeah, I quit.
This here is just a weird text-based adventure.
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.