This actually happened to me! Just the first two panels though and the kicking part of the third. After that, none of that has happened to me. Actually, that’s a lie. Panel 4 kinda happened to me once. Hmm, and panel 5 is true about the person I woke up in that class once, but I never said it out loud. So yes, about half this comic has actually happened to me.
Also, I’m going to a concert tonight! Straight Line Stitch! Wooo!