green: i need more bucks in this wallet. time for a money making scheme!
green: hello investors! you are all here because you have money and i want it
person in crowd: maybe you already covered this, but how is this all gonna work?
other voice: my question is the same as his
green: oh, i'm sorry! here's a diagram. it explains everything
a rain of money is falling on green from a group of people labeled "you"
person: shouldn't there be money arrows or something pointing to us?
person 2: yeah, i'm new to investing
green: oh yeah! one sec. there we go!
*diagram has changed*
green is in a box labeled magic investment box and there is an arrow that says more money pointing back to the you group. at the top, it now says perpetual money making machine
*the crowd of people listening are now frantically waving around their money*
Sounds like a pretty great investment! Let’s all get in on this!
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Oh crap, I have some new albums to listen to right now.