green: i need more bucks in this wallet. time for a money making scheme!
green: hello investors! you are all here because you have money and i want it
person in crowd: maybe you already covered this, but how is this all gonna work?
other voice: my question is the same as his
green: oh, i'm sorry! here's a diagram. it explains everything
a rain of money is falling on green from a group of people labeled "you"
person: shouldn't there be money arrows or something pointing to us?
person 2: yeah, i'm new to investing
green: oh yeah! one sec. there we go!
*diagram has changed*
green is in a box labeled magic investment box and there is an arrow that says more money pointing back to the you group. at the top, it now says perpetual money making machine
*the crowd of people listening are now frantically waving around their money*
Sounds like a pretty great investment! Let’s all get in on this!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?