man: i really wanna play some video games, but i just don't have the time anymore. i really don't like being an adult sometimes
man: had so much time before i graduated and got this job. didn't have much money back then though
man: wait! i got it! i'll hire a college kid to play my video games for me!
man: they can write daily reports for me and i can enjoy gaming vicariously through them!
*reading a report*
skyrim: day 4 summary
hour 20: played game. was pretty great
hour 22: game is still pretty great
pircture of my face during an awesome part *person has a huge smile*
man (looking at report): nope. this is not the same
I really want to play Skyrim, but I also like having a girlfriend, so I’ll just not play Skyrim. I think it’s the right choice.
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All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.