man: whoooa! the feeling of late night productivity has just struck!
man: i better take advantage of it before it goes away! let's get some work done
man: i just finished all my work! no! i still feel productive!
man (to roommate): roommate! give me your work! quickly!
man: wasting this productivity would be a crime. i can't let that happen!
roommate (hanging out of door into doorway): everyone! my roommate is on a productivity streak!
roommate: bring any and all kinds of work!
roommate (to line of people): he's done for the night. thanks for coming
roommate (with arm around man): sleep tight, buddy. you are truly a saint. also, thanks for doing my work
A fun little story about a guy who just had way too much productivity for his own good =)
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