There’s this bowling alley in Williamsburg where you bowl and they have tasty food and show David Bowie movies on the screens above the lanes. Actually, I only went once, but that’s exactly what was going on when I was there.
I was actually there with Drew for the Left-Handed Toons book release all those years ago (2+ years). How about that!
hipster: urg, what is this mainstream stuff? why would you -
*all the hipster stuff pops off of him*
previous hipster: whoa! what the heck?!
red: it works! my music works!
previous hipster: i'm... not a hipster anymore?
red: nope! i created music that is perceived to be so mainstream that it will snap any hipster out of their hipsterness instantly!
previous hipster: i feel weird on both the outside and inside
red: soon, you won't be alone
previous hipster: what?
*soon, in williamsburg brooklyn (hipster capital of NYC/world)*
*music is blaring our of speakers on the top of a truck*
*the music is transforming all the hipsters*
red (watching); yes. yes.
off-screen hipster: my beard, scarf and glasses!