• Coffee

    (runs for dear hipster life)

  • http://twitter.com/btcprox @btcprox


  • http://twitter.com/nexxai @nexxai

    This may be my favorite IB comic, EVER. >:)

  • JHYW

    I love that all the hipsters, despite being so non-conformist, all have the same beard, scarf and glasses.

    • Mojomonkeyfish

      Non-conformism isn't a part of hipster ideology. Never was. Common misconception.

      I was studying hipsters before it was cool.

  • http://invisiblebread.com Justin Boyd

    Cover your ears!

  • Dan

    This explains all of the gray shirted kids in the dorm and in the classrooms.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRealHassenOz @TheRealHassenOz

    gay and fake !!!! faker than kim kardashian`s wedding !!

  • Oraticus

    You do realize that your hipster-eliminating, mainstream-essence music has destroyed one of the last remaining natural habitats for fledgling beards (a.k.a. stubble) and the native woolen neck python (a.k.a. scarf). You’re going to have PETBS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Beards and Scarves) breathing down your neck real soon, buddy.

    • Giraffe Fan

      Yeah, now that Miami Vice has been off the air for 20 years. :(

    • Bazul

      They can't breath down my neck! My trusty neck python eliminates all oral-sourced drafts..

  • jackdawson1010

    Bowie movies at a bowling ally? I'm in.

  • Kintrex

    But I need my scarf for my sensitive lungs…

  • http://twitter.com/DerpSandwich @DerpSandwich

    If only, man. If only…

  • Ben

    apparently non-hipsters wear grey shirts…

  • Giraffe Fan

    I'm afraid I'm not much in tune with music terms. :(

  • Dan

    It's gotta be annoying for Giraffe's to always use extension cords to get their headphones plugged into their Zunes (Giraffe's have always been fans of Microsoft in my observation)

  • Cem

    Hahah, I like how hipster-ness goes "pop" while disappearing. As in, "pop music" 😛 Was it on intent?

    • http://invisiblebread.com Justin Boyd

      I wish I could claim it was 100% intentional. Maybe my subconscious did the work for me? =)

  • Icalasari

    I was listening to hipster killing music before it was cool

  • Ian Feagins

    Don't ask how, but I just now found the extra-panel button. o-o How did I not notice this?!

  • Paige

    I'd like to contest that Portland is possibly the hipster capital of the US/world.

  • Jim

    Where can I buy the CD?

    • Notan

      You mean record

  • Ian Feagins

    I'll listen to popular music when popular music starts sounding good. I listen to alot of Alternative Hip Hop. 😛 If it sounds good, I'll give it a listen.

  • Brad

    The evil "yes, yes, yes" face killed me.

  • http://www.youtube.com/G0vnah G0vnah

    If I had that in my hands, I could rule the world!



    • http://Fyucha.com/blog/ blobzo


  • Utuy

    Waaiiittt, if there is a land of hipsters that that means that hipsters are mainstream in hipster land. And if being a hipster mainstream then they're not hipsters anywhere. So they're all not hipsters already. But then that means the mainstream people aren't mainstream which makes them hipsters. Then it happens again and again and again, the circle of life.

    • BreadCrumbs

      I like to think about it being a never ending paradox °~°