green: i'm really thirsty, but i'm going to bed really soon. should i get some water?
green: if i drink too much, i run the risk of peeing the bed. i don't want that.
green: drink too little and it will have served no purpose! where's that graph i made?
*graph on the wall*
amount of water ingested before sleep on the y axis, thirst level on the x*
gonna wet the bed, scared of wetting the bed, safe zone, thirst unquenched all labeled*
green: nope, way too risky! my graph obsession has improved my life once again!
green: or maybe i'm overcomplicating things with all these graphs. hmmm, do i have a graph for that?
Drinking some water right now (12:32 AM) before I go to bed, but I was pretty thirsty, so I’m safe. I think…
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?