• Chris Kopcow

    Despite the graphs, I wouldn't drink that water anyway. It's unnaturally blue.

    • Maybe he uses Mio or some water "enhancer." Although I don't know that they have a blue one.

  • I would drink 3 cups i think i'll wake up before i piss the bed

  • I am a steadfast proponent of the "Drink Lots Of Water The Night Before" alarm-clock method.

  • Josh

    This guy is obviously a webcomic artist. Everyone knows that only the very best can resist the temptation of drawing graphs.

  • It should have ended with him peeing the bed anyway. Because I think peepee is funny.

    But that's just me.

  • Looks like he has a graph infection

  • Amaster

    I never have to worry about wetting the bed or even waking up in the middle of the night to pee. I just generally have to run to the bathroom as soon as I wake up, though.

  • ActualHuman

    Better make more graphs. I hate waking up in the middle of the night and needing to make more.

    • ActualHuman

      Or is that going to the bathroom? Oh, yeah, it's both.

  • Giraffe Fan

    Um… doesn't he already have a graph about whether he needs more graphs? Right there behind him! Aaaah! Look out! The danger is high of a graphalanche.

  • rawr

    There's no such thing as too many graphs!

  • Dan

    I hope he graphed the effects of writing "bedroom wall for graphs" directly onto the wall before he did so, but then where would he put that graph?

  • Ashfire

    this is the guy who writes xkcd.

  • minny

    THIS IS FUNNY :)__

  • cole

    Way to funny 🙂

  • robb

    I would get a drink. I still wet the bed every night anyway.

  • This guy has a tiny safe zone. I hate having a dry mouth during the night. Fortunately, I no longer pee in bed.

  • weegee93

    graphs. the solution to everything.

  • Dave_Harmon

    Counterexample: Randall Munroe (XKCD). 😉

    Also, your guy needs a recursive graph.