Faster. Keep doing that thing with your legs, but just … faster.
Also, just in case you didn’t see it, I’m trying to figure out what t-shirt design to rush order for the holidays for all of you. Check out the post here and vote for the design you would want on your body before this year is over! Be ready for a quick pre-order period for the winning design starting most likely on Wednesday and ending Friday morning. Woo!
coach: you must run faster
*regional race event*
*kyle is crossing the finish line and coach is in the background*
kyle: second place! i'm getting better coach!
coach (holding stopwatch): faster. run. faster.
*running up a hill*
*kyle looks determined*
*at the world races*
kyle: i won! i won! by a lot!
coach (tearing up): well done, kyle. well done
*trophy says "fastest guy: kyle" with a little man running on top of it
*a much bigger trophy is next to it*
* world's best coach: coach bertz*