orange: awww, my dog wants to give you kisses!
green: come here boy! come here! i love dogs!
green: uhh, why does your dog have human lips?
*green is being kissed by the dog*
green: i don't like this
dog: *smooch* *smooch*
No more kisses. No more. No.
Also, the preorder for the “Smile Time” shirt is almost over, so preorder if you definitely want that shirt before the holidays. Or if you just want one =)
Oh yes, and Happy Thanksgiving!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?