green: i finally got a touchscreen smartphone! you gotta teach me how to use it!
orange: first off, be sure to not accidentally tou-
green: craaaap! i just made the screen all weird! help me!
orange: urg, give me that phone so that i can never give it back to you. you aren't ready.
green: i AM ready! i'm not going to let you take my phone! this phone is mine! *boop*
green: whoops. just texted everyone a picture i don't remember taking...
green (handing phone to orange): take it from me. i'm in way over my head here.
Touchscreen phones are dangerous in the hands of people not used to them. Lesson one seriously is “You’re about to accidentally touch the screen. Don’t do that.” Lesson two is involves actually using the phone.
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
me (leaping out of bed): AHHHH, HOLY C… https://t.co/DORegpAuhi
I come from 15 minutes of Bird Box experience, so I definitely know what I'm talking about and know that this editi… https://t.co/8GKsrfNJXi
Fan edit idea for Bird Box. For all scenes where there are blindfolds, black out the screen and only have audio.
I put on Bird Box despite my intense dislike for horror films due to my scaredyness. I made it 15 minutes!
Had a f… https://t.co/KdeloM1dFo
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