green: i finally got a touchscreen smartphone! you gotta teach me how to use it!
orange: first off, be sure to not accidentally tou-
green: craaaap! i just made the screen all weird! help me!
orange: urg, give me that phone so that i can never give it back to you. you aren't ready.
green: i AM ready! i'm not going to let you take my phone! this phone is mine! *boop*
green: whoops. just texted everyone a picture i don't remember taking...
green (handing phone to orange): take it from me. i'm in way over my head here.
Touchscreen phones are dangerous in the hands of people not used to them. Lesson one seriously is “You’re about to accidentally touch the screen. Don’t do that.” Lesson two is involves actually using the phone.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.