hank: hi, i'm hank! i just wanted to ask-
*sprays hank with pepper spray*
girl: i'm so sorry! i get a little pepper spray-ey when i'm startled!
hank: it's ok!
hank: i just wanted to know if you would like to do something with me this w-
*sprays him again*
hank: AHH! AH!
girl: i also get a little pepper spray-ey when random guys ask me out...
hank: good to know
hank: so, anyway, would you like to see a movie with me this weekend?
girl: i'd love to!
girl: i have a huge thing for persistent guys
Never give up.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?