hank: hi, i'm hank! i just wanted to ask-
*sprays hank with pepper spray*
girl: i'm so sorry! i get a little pepper spray-ey when i'm startled!
hank: it's ok!
hank: i just wanted to know if you would like to do something with me this w-
*sprays him again*
hank: AHH! AH!
girl: i also get a little pepper spray-ey when random guys ask me out...
hank: good to know
hank: so, anyway, would you like to see a movie with me this weekend?
girl: i'd love to!
girl: i have a huge thing for persistent guys
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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