customer: i need a new computer. it needs to have many internets! and lots of megabytes!
employee: this laptop right here has a 600 gigabyte hard drive
customer: whoa whoa! don't trick me with your gigabytes! i know computers!
customer: and ram! i need the ram! several to many rams!
employee: this will be the laptop for you then!
employee (leaning into customer): 5000 rams. six hundred thousand megabytes.
customer: WHOA! do you think i can handle that many megabytes?
employee: yes. i believe in you!
employee (thinking to self): that was fun
It’s always funny to me when some people try to talk about computers and know all the lingo, but are just a little bit off. Stuff like “Yeah, the new machine has about 4 gigahertz of ram”. So close!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.