man: i want a girlfriend, but i don't think i have any qualities that women are attracted to. what can i do?
blue: that sounds like a great question for my friend... SCIENCE!
*4 cells of blue doing science things and looking excited*
blue: science has failed us. i don't have an answer for you. sorry to get your hopes up
man: that's ok! i found a girlfriend while i was waiting for you to get back! you took a very long time
blue (holding a beaker): ha! science prevails!
Science takes a long time, so just be patient. If your problems haven’t been solved yet, it’s only because you didn’t wait long enough for science to do its thing.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?