*a man is stading who looks dirty. he has stink lines rising from him*
man: urg, i really don't want to shower this morning
man: i hope i'm the only on that can see these stink lines...
man: if people can see them, i'll say it's smoke because i was on fire! yeah!
man: hmm, but they'll still be able to smell me
man: a poop fire! i was in a poop fire! ha! yes!
*the man is sad and standing in the shower*
Shower Rule #1: If you are trying to convince yourself that you don’t need a shower, you probably need a shower.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?