store owner: congratulations everyone! you have all won a TV!
store owner: the size of the TV will be determined by your arm span!
*two men are looking at their arm spans. one man has really short arms and looks very sad and envious of the second man, who has arms of a normal length*
*a third man is shown*
*the third man lifts his arms into view and they are very long and snake-like*
*the three men are standing in a row. the short armed man looks unhappy, the man with the normal length arms looks happy and the man with the long snake arm seems ecstatic
That man has a lot of joints in his arm. I can only bend my arm in two places, but that guy? Pshh, dang. Pretty impressive.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.