store owner: congratulations everyone! you have all won a TV!
store owner: the size of the TV will be determined by your arm span!
*two men are looking at their arm spans. one man has really short arms and looks very sad and envious of the second man, who has arms of a normal length*
*a third man is shown*
*the third man lifts his arms into view and they are very long and snake-like*
*the three men are standing in a row. the short armed man looks unhappy, the man with the normal length arms looks happy and the man with the long snake arm seems ecstatic
That man has a lot of joints in his arm. I can only bend my arm in two places, but that guy? Pshh, dang. Pretty impressive.
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The best way to hydrate after running 6.2 miles is by eating 10 soft tacos from @tacobell
Not gonna lie, the insides of me right now feel totally awesome.