store owner: congratulations everyone! you have all won a TV!
store owner: the size of the TV will be determined by your arm span!
*two men are looking at their arm spans. one man has really short arms and looks very sad and envious of the second man, who has arms of a normal length*
*a third man is shown*
*the third man lifts his arms into view and they are very long and snake-like*
*the three men are standing in a row. the short armed man looks unhappy, the man with the normal length arms looks happy and the man with the long snake arm seems ecstatic
That man has a lot of joints in his arm. I can only bend my arm in two places, but that guy? Pshh, dang. Pretty impressive.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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