Invisible Bread

*a man is at the register at a store* man (to himself): jeez, how could i forget my discount card again?! employee at register: $52.50 sir man (to himself): i really need to save a couple bucks employee: cash or credit? man (to himself): use his employee discount! employee: sir? man (to himself): stab him and take it from him employee: let me swipe my card real quick, save you a couple bucks man (to himself): he just made this a whole lot easier