*a man is at the register at a store*
man (to himself): jeez, how could i forget my discount card again?!
employee at register: $52.50 sir
man (to himself): i really need to save a couple bucks
employee: cash or credit?
man (to himself): use his employee discount!
man (to himself): stab him and take it from him
employee: let me swipe my card real quick, save you a couple bucks
man (to himself): he just made this a whole lot easier
Here’s a man that knows what he wants, which is to save a couple bucks and possibly go to jail for murder.
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